Buck

Application for Personal Assistant

Dear Hiring Manager,

Are you looking for a loyal, dependable, four-legged personal assistant
who is always available, never takes a sick day, and is highly skilled at
supervising your every move? If so, I’d like to introduce myself.

I’m Buck, a 6-year-old Silver Lab with years of experience in the
important business of keeping my people company. My greatest professional
strength is following you everywhere but also will contently nap when
you’re gone and meet you at the door with a warm welcome upon
return!

I am also a dedicated housekeeper.  I make sure your floors are very
clean (minus the fluff I might leave behind) and I will quickly help you
clean your counters as well.  When my foster left a gourmet loaf of
bread out, I made sure to clean it up immediately (thankfully I am not
gluten-free).

Home security is another service that I am happy to provide, I have a
strong bark that ensures my concerns will never go unnoticed. With a little
guidance, I’m confident I can refine my communication style.

And if you are looking for a personal trainer, I can help with that as
well.  I walk wonderfully on a leash however I am still building up my
stamina but with consistency and the cooler weather we can get into shape
together!  I should mention that swimming is not among my professional
skills—I prefer to keep my feet firmly on dry land! 

While I enjoy the company of my foster sister (who also tattles on me) I
would be very content to be the center of your world and soak up all of your
attention and in return give you all of mine!

Thank you for considering my application. I look forward to discussing
this opportunity—and perhaps a snack—at your earliest
convenience.

Sincerely,
Buck, Your Future Personal Assistant